The Theory of Everything is Self.

At first it may seem that indirect theories such as m-theory or string theory are ingenious stalling tactics used to mask the direct truth. This direct truth that 'all is self experiencing itself as differentiated so not to be by itself with the purpose of self being companionship otherwise known as love'. But then one must question who- or why one would come up with all these theories. For exactly. The Word speaks all words. There is only oneself. All that is here, at any time, is oneself purposely stalling itself so not to be by itself. Purposed delayed gratification at a cosmic level, for after all, the cosmos is self. So of course the theory of everything is simple. The theory of everything is self not wanting to be by itself. The theory of everything is self desiring companionship. The theory of everything is self desiring love. It is self which perceives itself as differentiated for love. All this so to love and be loved in return; so not to be alone.
~ Wald Wassermann.