What is Quantum Field Theory in Simple Terms?

what some of my colleagues in the sciences call quantum field theory is self (theory) spreading (field) itself as self-differentiated (quantum) for companionship, for friendship, for love. now i do not have a problem with new hypotheses for creativity is innate but i would very much prefer it if my esteemed colleagues would remember that 1) theory is always singular 2) the singular purpose is always companionship, friendship love. As such. Any hypothesis that fails to reach the aforementioned self-evident conclusion is ultimately redundant. So using bob marley's famous words to the wise don't let them fool ya. It really is all about love so love simply love.
~ wald wassermann, physicist